Further Proof That Joy Division Fans Have Absolutely No Sense Of Humor And Can’t Tolerate Differing Opinion

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OK so I was checking my web stats earlier on and found that some people had actually visited this blog. Curious, I decided to investigate and found the following amusing post on a website called Tumblr by someone called doe eyes.

Some utter fucking knob who does not appear to posses any testicles has created a page entitled “Joy Division suck.”

What a dick wank. I don’t mind if you dislike them, I can understand why, but to make a fucking blog about them?

What an utter twat.

The funny thing is, his logic is utter bullshit.

permission to kill this person?

What’s wrong with creating a blog about something you hate? People do it all the time with talented bands like U2 and Coldplay yet if someone has the gall to attack Joy Division, it’s as if someone’s shit in their soup.

Tell me this, if my logic is utter bullshit, then why has it hit such a raw nerve? If I was talking out of my arse then you’d have just moved on. But no. You know deep inside that you just listen to Joy Division to appear cool.

Children like ‘doe eyes’ listen to Joy Division for exactly the same reason that people her age take up smoking. It’s all about vanity and not about substance.

No-one could listen to Joy Division’s funeral dirge for any other reason as it HAS NO SUBSTANCE. It’s mindless, charmless, soulless bollocks, topped off with third-rate sixth-form lyrics written by a preening wan bum-boy with no discernible talent.

Permission to kill me for having a different opinion, eh? This demonstrates perfectly that all Joy Division fans are fascists who would have loved it if Warsaw had continued on with their clumsy Nazi-sympathizing spiel.

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Charles Manson was and still is a die-hard Joy Division fan.

You should all hang your heads in shame. Seriously.

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