If You Are A Joy Division Fan Then That Means I Instantly Have A Better Taste In Music Than You.

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I’m tired of receiving abuse from Joy Division fans who instantly assume that I must listen to shit like the X-Factor or any other brand of banal pop music just because I don’t like Joy Division.

Joy Division fans just listen to the band to appear different. These people typically have no personalities whatsoever, so to compensate they try to come across as dark and edgy by listening to seminal New Wave bands with no talent.

The truth of the matter is that Joy Division were nothing. I’ve listened to everything in their back catalogue and it all amounts to nothing. Ian Curtis couldn’t sing. Barney couldn’t play guitar. Hooky was average even for a punk-era bassist. I won’t make any remarks about the one with the chin as he was perhaps the only talented member of the group and to praise him would take the wind out of my argument.

With all that said – if you’re a Joy Division fan that means that I instantly have a better taste in music than you.

Now, it’s time to take some notes, grasshopper. I am about to teach you about music that ROCKS!

For some proper Northern Music with heart and soul I suggest checking out this band.

This band are 100,000,000 times better than Joy Division.  In 40 years time we will have thankfully forgotten Agony Division but will still be humming the beautiful middle 8 of That’s Not My Name.

If you disagree then you know nothing about music.

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