Joy Division Music Can Destroy Your Relationship And Your Life
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It is not a wise idea to play Joy Division music if you’re in a relationship. Not only will your partner freak out at you and begin to fire plates around the apartment like a madperson, but the music will inspire you subconsciously into destroying your relationship just like Ian Curtis did.
If your relationship has ended recently then Joy Division definitely aren’t what you should be listening to. Everyone knows how Ian Curtis died so by playing their records, then you’re tempting yourself down a dark path.
Why not play something worthwhile like Coldplay, Keane or U2? Unlike Joy Division, these bands were able to encapsulate the human experience in more than just a vague tone of gray.
Do the wise thing now and lay all of your Joy Division CD’s out on the road and wait for cars to run over and squish them. You’ll thank me when you make it past 25! A
YOUR A DOUCHE
hahah.
“U2 frontman Bono stated that his group “worshipped” Joy Division. ”
and you have awful taste. coldplay. ha
You were going so well until you mentioned “The appalling” Coldplay (their full name).
Following that, all your criticisms are as nought, as they themselves are nothing but whingeing talentless monotonous (as in one note) middle-class pseudo-christian shitwigs and, in point of fact, possibly the worst bunch of miasmic troll-spittle to have ever made what can only laughably be described as “music” – and then only by a deaf man with no ears.
The chips thing made me, like, lolz, though until I realised the true existential bleakness of Ian’s chipless despair, for if we have no chips, can we truly say we have souls? Ian mentions shutters – shutters can be down. Like depression. Depression has a “d” and an “e” in it. Like “death”. It also has “p”, “s” and “i”. like “chips”. So there you have it; a truly harrowing potato-based call from the black depths of a man’s heart (or dark brown depths if there’s gravy involved).
Phil
(JoyDiv fan for 30 years and counting…)