Joy Division Would Not Have Become World Superstars If Curtis Hadn’t Killed Himself

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When Ian Curtis hung himself on May 18th 1980, he ended the band whilst they were at their peak. With Love Will Tear Us Apart they had created perhaps their only memorable song. Up until this point they hadn’t managed to create anything listenable, let alone great.

If Joy Division had continued on then they’d have just pumped out more awful Goth Rock. They’d have been like an even less talented ‘The Cure’.

Let’s face it Ian Curtis’s voice was annoying, not inspiring and the man could not hold a fucking note. All of the singing lessons in the world would not have made him passable as a true rock singer.

Yet deluded Joy Division fans believe that this was only the beginning of the Joy Division saga. World domination would have followed on the American tour that never was. Baying fans would have barked ‘Colony’ back at Curtis, staring at him with all the reverence of Jesus the Baby in the arms of Mary.

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Face it, Ian Curtis killed himself because he realized he’d reached his peak and decided to call it quits before the music press called him out on his lack of talent.

That’s the truth of the matter.

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