Members – Peter Hook

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Peter Hook is a talentless hack who spent most of his career, bashing away at the bass like the monkey-man he is, somehow winning acclaim from people who should really know better.

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Rather than making any effort with his onstage appearance or persona, Hooky preferred to give the impression that he was the son of an autistic Yorkshire Farmer, overly fond of scuppering around the Dales with his cock bowed to the west for all to see.

Hook cannot take criticism well. On the many occasions that the audience criticized his bass playing, he was known to jump off stage and smash the living daylights out of whoever stood his way, just because he could. For this reason he became known simply as ‘Bully Boy’ to the rest of the band.

These days he cries himself to sleep with Ginsters Cornish Pasties hanging from his mouth like crumbly biege cocks whilst wanking himself daft to ‘How Clean Is Your House with Kim and Aggie’.

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